Lullabies Gifts

Lawyers Lullaby.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

If you're happy and you know it...

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"This next one's for you, babe."

Hush a bye baby

Sinead O'Connor.

Stork and baby

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

'Can you read the story with more enthusiasm? You're putting me to sleep.'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

No Air Guitar

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Dad tries singing to baby'

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Johannes Brahms

'What song is it you want to hear!'

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

'They make that noise when they're content.'

"Of course I talk in my sleep it's the only chance I get."

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..."

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