Literary Lullaby Enthusiast Pillows

"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..."

Iliadette.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Jack London

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

Gavrila Derzhavin

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Old songs made new

The Curious George pop-down book

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

Hush a bye baby

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

Stork and baby