Ballad Enthusiast Pillows

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Love birds playing a guitar.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Tenors

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Old songs made new

Bass Clef

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"Music has doubled my income..."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

City & Western.

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.