Rock Ballad Enthusiast Pillows

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"Elfis"

Mark Knopfler.

Jimi Hendrix.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Nick Cave

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Nick Cave

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.