Rock Ballad Enthusiast Prints

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Elfis"

Johnny Winter.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Not-so-easy listening...