Ballad Enthusiast Prints

Sinead O'Connor.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Love birds playing a guitar.

Nick Cave

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Art Garfunkel.

Tenors

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Pirate King

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Old songs made new

A singer being criticised

Bass Clef

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

City & Western.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.