Power Ballad Enthusiast Pillows

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Louis Armstrong.

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Ventriloquist Audition

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

City & Western.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Dad tries singing to baby'

Nuclear Power Station

'I've written a love song about huge bonuses.'

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House

Johannes Brahms

"It screams intimidation!"

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

"I can't believe it's not Rutter!"

'What song is it you want to hear!'

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'