Lyrical Lover Gifts

'I think I made A Major mistake.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Robert Schumann

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

Orchestra.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Senta jumps into the sea

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The intellectual.

Iris Murdoch

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Bassoons.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Of Mice and Men.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Bashful in Nashville

Malcolm Sargent

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!