Lyrical Lover Gifts

'I think I made A Major mistake.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Robert Schumann

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Orchestra.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Iris Murdoch

Senta jumps into the sea

The intellectual.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Bassoons.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Thomas Hardy

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Of Mice and Men.

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!