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"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

Lute

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.