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"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Neil Young

Giuseppe Verdi

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Michail Glinka

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"This next one's for you, babe."

Hush a bye baby

Prince

Giuseppe Verdi

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

Musicians.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'Can you read the story with more enthusiasm? You're putting me to sleep.'

Trumpet

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

Stork and baby

The Conductor

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

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