Luging Pillows

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Punctuation Police

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

What's normal?

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

'The Questioner'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Superheroes take a selfie

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"It's a play on words."

Lessons in Prehistory.