Plunging Pillows

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Sunbathers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Martini is invented.

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

"You are still here."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Chillaxing!

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

How the goat got square eyes.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."