Powder Plunger Pillows

Ski cannon.

Ice fisher.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Skier flying past mountains

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Bunny Slope

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'Here it comes.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Skiers

I love snowboarding!

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

Live Music @ The Crown!

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

Ski Toilets