Polar Plunger Pillows

Ice fisher.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"We used to be cooler."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'If he thinks for one minute that I'm going to start making fish balls...

Arctic News - Another mild winter

'They're a very close family.'