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Ice fisher.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"We used to be cooler."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'They're a very close family.'

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."