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'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

Ice fisher.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'Get down from there!'

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Installing the garden pond

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

Ski cannon.

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"That's embarrassing!"

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

Pondlife

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

Big frog in a small pond.com

Frog with a butterfly kite.

Ducklings paddling with one being left behind.

Fishing in a neighbour's pond.

'And when you're flying South...avoid Peking.'

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

Natural spring water. Now with tadpoles!