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'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

Playing in a stream.

Tadpoles

'Get down from there!'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Why so tense?"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

Installing the garden pond

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

"That's embarrassing!"

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

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