Plunger Pro Golfer T-Shirts

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

Ice fisher.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

"Duh!"

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

King of the Swingers.

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Luckily I hit the pin!

Rory McIlroy

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'