Plunger Pro Golfer Mugs

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

Ice fisher.

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Duh!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

King of the Swingers.

Luckily I hit the pin!

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'