Plunger Enthusiast Mugs

'What did the plumber think of your suggestion?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

GLOO!

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's an old work injury.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'