Polar Quester Pillows

Failed 1912 Artic Circle Expedition 'In Search of the Albino Polar Bear.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Ice fisher.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Dog Igloo.

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Football fan

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.