Polar Putter Pillows

Golfer hits ball towards ice fisherman's fishing hole

Ice fisher.

Golfing Bishop.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Global warming.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Golfer hitting a die.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Neanderthal Golf.

Failed 1912 Artic Circle Expedition 'In Search of the Albino Polar Bear.'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'I hate Mondays!'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

The God's football

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

'And now Ladies, something you've been yearning for: A microwave oven with a defrost mode!'

'I hope you like it -- it's fat-free blubber.'

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Desert island putting green.

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Hi, Oognik -- hot enough for you?'

INUIT, OUT-UIT The Inuit'sEskimo's version of office In Out trays.

'Ah ah, I told you your water pistol wouldn't work around her: It's too cold...'