Powder Plunger Gifts

Ski cannon.

Ice fisher.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'Here it comes.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

I love snowboarding!

Skiers

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

Ski Toilets

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.