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"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This stool shall pass."

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Bubble gum leaves

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Myths and legends...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I miss the Augean stables."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Stephen Fry