Luggage Acrobat Gifts

Closing a Suitcase

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"How's my tripping you up?"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Gymnast's Commute

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"Just barking will do."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

All gates.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer