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Closing a Suitcase

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"How's my tripping you up?"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Gymnast's Commute

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Baggage Claim

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Suitcase Trailer

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.