Luge Gifts

Bobsled Chase.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Volcaniax

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

No juggling allowed.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

GLOO!

The Juggler vein.

Super glue . . .

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"I think we're losing 'em."