Luger Gifts

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

When's the truck going to be fixed?

Mime Artist's Driver

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

Jury Bribes.

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

'We're looking for a mother figure.'

'I drank to a lawyer's health, and now he's slapped me with a malpractice suit.'

Bobsled Chase.

Escaping surgery.

'Both prosecution and defense must submit any unwritten laws in writing.'

"That's OK. I'll get the next one."