Luge T-Shirts

Bobsled Chase.

Children's Parties

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Juggler and Illusionist

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

GLOO!

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Super glue . . .

The Juggler vein.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."