Lucky Day Gifts

Lucky horseshoe

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"They grow up so slow."

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

Shirker ant.

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

'So, are we going for a walk or what?'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"What luck!"

Golfer hitting a die.

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

Lucky Break

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

Happy Sweetest Day October 19th

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

Two men sitting languidly, discussing the strengthening properties of sea air

A good boss is quick to spot an employee who is working within their comfort zone.

'This time it's really just a stick!'