Bad Luck Day Gifts

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

The Best Laid Plans

'I hate my life.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

"What luck!"

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'One of those days, huh?'

Lucky Cat

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'Having one of those days I see.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Bad day? Guano happens.

Crappy Diem

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

The Beginning of One of Those Days

"Sorry, I`ve just sold the last piece."

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."

"What a day! My therapy dog bit my life coach."

'One of those days, huh?'

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

For cryin' out loud What are the chances that all six tires blow at once,

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'