Bad Luck Gifts

The Beginning of One of Those Days

The beginning of one of those days.

Overjumpers

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Your future looks charming.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I say we try it.'

The Best Laid Plans

'I hate my life.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Good luck with your video interview.

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Bob Smith: Asking For It

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

Luck

"What luck!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'I've never been superstitious...touch wood'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Raining Horseshoes

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Good Luck

Lucky Cat

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'