Bad Luck Gifts

The Beginning of One of Those Days

The beginning of one of those days.

Overjumpers

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Your future looks charming.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I say we try it.'

The Best Laid Plans

'I hate my life.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Good luck with your video interview.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

"What luck!"

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Luck

'I've never been superstitious...touch wood'

Lucky Cat

Good Luck

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Raining Horseshoes

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'