Bad Luck Debunker Gifts

'I think we're really onto something here...it seems that most of your problems started when you broke that chain letter in 79.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

The Best Laid Plans

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"What luck!"

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

Rashid was very proud of his new 'good luck' watch!

"My lucky stone! I left it on the porch to protect us from intruders!"

'Do you believe in luck?' 'No.' 'Of course you do! Otherwise how would you explain the success of those people you dislike?'

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

The Beginning of One of Those Days

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

"And folds. . . this amazing product is endorsed by President Trump hisself. . ."

For cryin' out loud What are the chances that all six tires blow at once,

"Grandma, if an apple-a-day really did keep the doctor away... the surgeon general would find that apples cause cancer!"

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

Clancy: Coot of a Day

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."

'I just broke up with Ashley. Dude, you were so right - she is a witch.'

Lucky horseshoes

'They took everything but my good luck charm.'

'Wouldn't it make more sense to stick the needles directly into your enemy?'

"People are saying you're fake news."

Laurel, it's Rudy. Are you busy? It's noon. I'm at work -- teaching. Of course. I'm sorry to bother you. By the way, Armstrong cut back my hours, Computer Villa has banished me, I'm bored and broke and I'm a loser. Talk to you later. Oh give me a break.

The beginning of one of those days.