Bad Luck Day T-Shirts

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

The Best Laid Plans

'I hate my life.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"What luck!"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

Crappy Diem

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Lucky Cat

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

"Sorry, I`ve just sold the last piece."

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

The Beginning of One of Those Days

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."

"What a day! My therapy dog bit my life coach."

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

'One of those days, huh?'

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'

'I don't want to talk about my day.'