Ironically Lucky Gifts

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Your future looks charming.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'I say we try it.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'Ms Dolan, when hanging up, please stop wishing clients a happy recession.'

Luck

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

"Y' know, Robert, they say it's unhealthy to bring your work home with you."

"What luck!"

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

Reality Show Host

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Good Luck

Raining Horseshoes

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

Clover Bar

"I just won $50 on the lottery! Yahooo!"

"There must be a mistake, I'm a tee-total vegan!"