Lucky Duck Gifts

Lucky Break

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

How about going easy on the carbs

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Could I have my Bill ?

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away