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'What luck!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'It's for you.'

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

'You have a friend request.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Desert Island Books

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'