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'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"I spy something blue."

"At last - no Trump."

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'You have a friend request.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Desert Island Books

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.