Loyalty Tester Gifts

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Stop pouting! Wouldn't you rather have me turn you in for the reward, than some stranger?'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

Others will fight for you

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

You've Got Mail

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"This is Mr. Simmons, who we enticed away from our chief competitor. Of course, being a proven traitor, he can never be trusted."

"The person who gets this job must demonstrate a sincere willingness to go down with the ship."

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

'First she testifies against me, and now she marries the prosecutor!'

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

No - I do not have a loyalty card.