Loyalty Appreciator Gifts

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"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'You guys are real friends!'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

"You're my best friend, Bandit."