Loyal Friend Appreciator Gifts

"Some best friend you are!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Priest

'Not here - home!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Time for tea and friendship.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Best friends without borders.

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

You've Got Mail

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"