Loyal Friend Appreciator Pillows

"Some best friend you are!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Priest

Time for tea and friendship.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Not here - home!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Best friends without borders.

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

You've Got Mail

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.