Loyalty Appreciators Pillows

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."