'Sorry. . . no jobs for lo-technicians.'
Low-tech Worker Gifts
Looking for a gift for a low-tech worker? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that showcase appreciation for those essential professionals. Perfect for recognizing their hard work and humble skills. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a clever t-shirt, or a charming print, find something that truly resonates with the unsung heroes of every workplace.
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
Outer Space Outsourcing
"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
Not much money, glory, or praise
"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."
'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'
There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...
"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."
'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
'I got a job working for Google Earth.'
Manual Worker
"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."
"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."
"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"
Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?
"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."
'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'
Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.
'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'
SF NO
Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.
Musk's Twitter
A plunger in an outhouse
"Are you George or his AI replacement?"
The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.
Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.
'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.
Office Bldg. Being replaced by a computer is one thing, but an app is really humiliating.
The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath
"You new guys should fit in working here."
Low-tech Worker Gifts Collection
Low-tech Worker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for low-tech workers—full of wit and appreciation to start their day with a smile.
Low-tech Worker Pillows
Shop cozy pillows that celebrate the hardworking spirit of low-tech professionals with humorous and charming designs.
Low-tech Worker Prints
Discover wall art prints that pay tribute to the essential contributions of low-tech workers—perfect for their workspace or home.
Low-tech Worker T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that honor the practical skills and humble dedication of low-tech workers—witty, stylish, and heartfelt.