Low-tech Worker Pillows

'Sorry. . . no jobs for lo-technicians.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

Manual Worker

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

A plunger in an outhouse

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."