Low-tech Lover Pillows

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

'Send him a text and find out!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."