Low-tech Lover Pillows

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

'Send him a text and find out!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

The original paperless office

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Current location

Moon Lander

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

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