Low Cholesterol Gifts

Sawdust.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

The Nihilist Deli.

Good Cholesterol.

'What about the cholesterol?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

' ... and a side order of statins.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

Good egg, bad egg.

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

"I've seen bad cholesterol before, but yours is the baddest!"

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'