Cholesterol Gifts

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

Good egg, bad egg.

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

' ... and a side order of statins.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."