Cholesterol Gifts

Looking for a fun, relatable gift for someone battling or joking about cholesterol? Our collection offers witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate health struggles with a humorous twist. Make their day brighter and their health journey easier with a thoughtful, cheeky gift that says, 'I get it.' Whether they’re on a health kick or just love a good laugh, our products are ideal for showing you care in a playful way.

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"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along." mockup

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked." mockup

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction... mockup

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.' mockup

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

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Extremely Practical Jokes.

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Good Cholesterol.

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Sawdust.

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"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!" mockup

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

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Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.' mockup

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

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'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'. mockup

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

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'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.' mockup

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

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'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.' mockup

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

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' ... and a side order of statins.' mockup

' ... and a side order of statins.'

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"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?" mockup

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

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'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.' mockup

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

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'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.' mockup

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

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A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health. mockup

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

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'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!' mockup

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

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I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol. mockup

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

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'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.' mockup

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

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"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?" mockup

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

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'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.' mockup

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

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Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests. mockup

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

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Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice. mockup

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

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'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?' mockup

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

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"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations." mockup

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

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"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol." mockup

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

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Wait a minute! What about those reports that worms are terribly high in cholesterol?

Wait a minute! What about those reports that worms are terribly high in cholesterol? mockup

Wait a minute! What about those reports that worms are terribly high in cholesterol?

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'Me? I thought I was paying you to watch my cholesterol!'

'Me? I thought I was paying you to watch my cholesterol!' mockup

'Me? I thought I was paying you to watch my cholesterol!'

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Cholesterol Gifts Collection

Cholesterol Mugs

Explore our full range of cholesterol-themed mugs for some witty and warm daily reminders about health with a humorous twist.

Cholesterol Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows featuring cholesterol humor, adding personality and comfort to any living space.

Cholesterol Prints

Browse our playful prints inspired by cholesterol and health—ideal for decorating with humor and care.

Cholesterol T-Shirts

Check out our collection of fun cholesterol-themed t-shirts—perfect for making a health joke stylish and wearable.