Lovesick Warrior Gifts

"Well the good news is that it's not contagious."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

"You're never home."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Airport

Woman looking into a mirror

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

Valentine Vaccines

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The next fast train has gone.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"How's my tripping you up?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Flights and Coronavirus

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

A thief steals a heart

"I think I'm lost."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."