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"Well the good news is that it's not contagious."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman looking into a mirror

"You're never home."

Airport

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Valentine Vaccines

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

The next fast train has gone.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Flights and Coronavirus

"How's my tripping you up?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Well, now we've seen it."

A thief steals a heart

"I think I'm lost."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island